Why is a raven like a writing desk?
|Welcome to ma blogg!
From a little place called Northern Ireland! My blog varies but its mostly funny.
|Customer:||How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?|
|Dancer:||You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?|
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it